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150+ Happy Birthday Sister Funny Wishes And Quotes

Happy Birthday to you! Happy Birthday to you! You look like a monkey and you belong in a zoo! There ya go, little sister. I hope your birthday is absolutely bananas!

Sister, at times you could be the thorn in my side, the worm in my apple, and the pimple on my chin…but through thick and thin you will always be my sister! Happy Birthday to someone silly, spontaneous, beautiful, and witty! I love you to the moon and back!

Happy Birthday Sister I hope your day is special just like you

The most heartfelt wishes to my incredible sister! You mean so much to me, cutie, I wish you all the happiness in the world!

Pharmaceutical companies should take a few swabs of your DNA and bottle its chemical composition to create a product called Emotional Healer. Happy birthday sis.

Sisters are not ordinary human beings. They have the patience of a monk and are more beautiful from within, than what a beauty pageant winner would look from outside.

Dear sis, you are the treasure box in which the most precious memories of my childhood have been stored and preserved for a lifetime. Happy birthday.

You are the best! So on your birthday I wish you all the best things in the world.

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Don’t forget to check Facebook, I posted a birthday wish especially for you.

How incomplete would one earring look when worn without the other? That is how I would look without you. Happy birthday.

Happy birthday to the most charming person on the planet! I love you, sis!

Each and every day, I find so many reasons to be glad — no, ecstatic — you’re my sister. I love everything about you. Happy birthday, sis!

Happy Birthday to someone totally awesome, gorgeous, funny, and sort of reminds me of myself! You are a fabulous sister and you know you owe it all to me!

Happy birthday to the most caring, smart and adorable sister in the world!

Sisters are God’s way of reassuring mankind that pain exists, but so do healers. Happy birthday to one such sis.

You are everything that I could have asked for in a sister and more. I don’t which of us is luckier! Happy Birthday.

Thank you for all those pillow fights and late night chats! It’s so great to have someone else that is the product of our crazy upbringing! Happy Birthday to one very special girl who I am honored to call my sister and best friend!

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You are the one who made my childhood special and unforgettable. May your love and care for me, never fade away. Happy birthday. I am proud to have you as my sister.

It is a true blessing to have such a fun, smart and caring sister like you. Have a joyful and unforgettable day, full of everything that you love most!

Sister, you are my everything and even more. I feel that I’m definitely one of the luckiest! Happy Birthday.

Happy birthday to the best, finest, greatest, coolest, grooviest and bodacious sister ever born…anywhere in this whole wide world.

Some people command respect, some admiration, some jealousy, some competitiveness and others unconditional love. But you command all these things at once. Happy birthday to my perfect sibling.

Neither of us is perfect but our imperfections make us the cute siblings that we are. Happy birthday.

BFF means Best Friends Forever but do you know what SBFD means? It means Sister but Best Friend in Disguise. Happy birthday.

Sisters like you are diamonds. They sparkle, they are priceless and they are truly a woman’s best friend. Happy birthday sis.

It was such a great experience to grow up with a crazy and fun girl like you. I cherish all our sweet and exciting childhood memories. For me you will always be that adorable little sister, happy birthday!

I will never forgive you for every time you have fought with me. But I want you to know that despite our differences I will still love you unconditionally. I know this sounds quirky but that’s how wonderful sisterhood is, you see. Happy birthday.

Beautiful”, “intelligent”, “caring”, and “outgoing” are all words to describe you! But, hey, “funny” wasn’t the first word I put on that list, right? Happy Birthday, funny sis!

You are my best sister that I’ve ever had in my life and even in imagination too. Happy Birthday.

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What would the world be without bright sunshine and the morning dew? That is how dark and dull my life would be without a sister like you. Happy birthday

Happy birthday 2 my favorite sister. We R sisters by chance, friends by choice. A sister is a little piece of childhood that can’t ever be lost. Thanks 4 being there 4 me through D years.

Sisters are like Black Friday & CyberMonday combined – they are the best! Happy Birthday

My childhood would have been incomplete and imperfect without a sister like you. Happy birthday.

Happy Birthday, Sister! You are my only sister and my favorite sister! But if you weren’t my only sister, I’d surely have more options!

When I look at you, I feel like I am looking at myself in the mirror. When I look at myself in the mirror, I see you. Happy birthday sis.

Wardrobes can’t get any trendier, breakups can’t get any easier, school can’t get any nicer and life can’t get any better – when a girl has an amazing sister. Happy birthday sis.

Another year older? Well, I could think of worse things to be… like dead! Happy Birthday to my beautiful sister who knows how to push all of my buttons but whom I love dearly!

My dear sister, on your special day I‘d like to wish you an exciting life, full of great discoveries and joyful surprises!

Peer pressure, heartbreak and loneliness; insecurity, fear and sadness – the only thing common in all of these, is that they can be healed by hugs from a sis like you. Happy birthday.

The Forbes Billionaire List is totally wrong. I am the richest person in the world because no one else has the love of a wonderful sister like you. Happy birthday

I hear you are kind of a big deal now. Well, you’re still my baby sister and I still have your back. I saw that birthday fairy headed your way, so I hit her on the head with a broom and knocked her butt out! Happy Birthday, Sister!

You are such an inspiration and all-time role model for me. I have always been impressed by all you do and the care you show. Thank you for teaching me what life is all about.

It’s not every day that I get a chance to express to you how awesome you are to me. No matter what, though, know that I love you to the ends of the earth.

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To the best sister I know, may you have the blessings on this birthday you deserve and more!

Even though you are younger than me, you have taught me so much. From you I have learned the true meanings of kindness and redemption. Throughout the years, you have become more than just my sister. You are my best friend.

To the queen of all sisters, happy birthday! Have an awesome day!

At times, I may still be just your little sister, but thank you for including me in your life. I am honored to have such a great gal to look up to.

May God bless you today and always with peace, joy, and chocolate, lots and lots of chocolate.

No matter what the world throws at me, I know you always have my back. Thank you for being my friend and protector. Most of all, though, thank you for being my sister. I love you.

Having a sister is like having a beautiful flower from the same magical garden. I love you, sis.

Happy birthday to the best sister a guy could have. You are totally awesome!

From one awesome person to another, happy birthday! Enjoy your special day, sis!

After all is said and done, you win the top sister award hands down. You have stood up for me, comforted me, and inspired me in so many ways.

My warmest wishes, sister! I cannot explain fully enough how important you are to me. Without you, I would not be the confident and driven person I am today. Thank you!

I am so grateful that we were able to connect after so many years apart. It is like time didn’t pass at all. You have always been so special to me and I am excited for the years to come. Happy birthday, dear sister!

From New York to San Francisco, there is no sister that compares to you. You are not only beautiful on the outside, but shine from the inside as well. May this next year bring to fulfillment all of your greatest desires.

Never can it be said that there was a better sister in this world than you. You are amazing in every way. Here’s to you this year and for many more.

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Praise to the heavens for what a great sister I have in you. You are incredibly special to me and our entire family.

Dear sis, I hope I may take part in making your heart smile today as you’ve done all my life.

The sisterhood we share is like a rosebush without thorns- lovely, beautiful, and rare. Best wishes, I love you forever.

Looking forward to spending many more late night talks, hugs, and shopping days with you.

You’re truly the best sister and friend a brother could ask for.

They say that in life all you really need is a best friend. Since we’re sisters I’m glad I’ll have you for life.

You’re truly the best sister and friend a girl could ask for. Happy birthday, sis!

You are my sister by blood and my soul sister for life. Congrats on another awesome year of being you!

There really is no one way to say how grateful I am for you in my life, so I hope a big and heartfelt happy birthday will do. With love, your sister.

As time passes, I have come to appreciate you more and more every day. You have brought so much joy and light into my life. Thank you to our parents for having you!

Curious as it may be, I’d rather have you around than a thousand friends. You are that amazing and mean so much to me. Thank you for being you and following your own path in life. Happy birthday to one exciting sister!

Love to you on this day and always. Best wishes, sister!

Growing up with you brought so many memories of fun, silly, and even crazy times. While that time may have passed, we are sure to have more of the same as we continue to grow older. Here’s to making more memories!

I love you more than pizza, and that is saying a lot! Happy birthday to the best slice around!

Knock knock. Who’s there? Only me wishing you a fantastic birthday, dear sister!

Look out! Here comes the coolest sister around. Happy birthday to my sister, role model, and friend all rolled up into one beautiful lady!

Life is short, but thankfully I have you by my side. I could not ask for a better sister and partner in crime.

Whew! Another year passed and you are even more beautiful today than ever. Happy birthday to my downright gorgeous sister!

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Happy birthday, gorgeous twin! Looking at you reminds me of how beautiful I am. Ha! Happy birthday, sweetheart!

So many years, so many childhood memories. When I think about all the fun we had, I can’t help but smile. You have always been the best sister around.

Wishing you smiles, hugs, and cake today for your birthday. You deserve them all!

A sister like you is rare and appreciated. I would never replace you in a million years. Happy birthday to the best sister around!

Sister, on your special day I wish you nothing but the very best! May all your dreams and wishes come true.

Happy Birthday to you! I’m so happy we are and always will be best friends forever! Many blessings to you on your special day!

You are a sugary sweet, incredible, fantastic, terrific sister! I hope you have the best year yet!

Happy Birthday to you! You smell like my sister and you sorta look like her too!

I am so glad that we are sisters! I wish you a very happy birthday and I hope that all your wildest dreams and wishes come true!

I am so happy that I was able to grow up with such an incredible sister like you! You aren’t just my sister but my best friend! Happy Birthday to you!

Sister, dear. It’s that time of year again where I send you a snarky, sarcastic card making fun of you being older than me. So, here it is: Happy Birthday! I bought you some Bingo cards and reading glasses—you know, the essentials for a woman your age.

Can I go grocery shopping with you on Senior Citizen Discount Day to save 5%? You do qualify for it, right? Love you, sister!

Best friends, partners-in-crime, and cohorts! That’s what we are! May you have a great birthday and may we have the wildest, craziest adventures yet this year!

Cheers to you, my sweet sister! It’s your special day so let’s celebrate in our own sisterly way! You can raid my closet if I can steal your shoes! Love you lots and lots!

Let’s be real: mom and dad thought I was crazy until they met you. Thanks for taking the crazy train so I didn’t have to anymore. Happy b-day, sis.

When I need a good laugh I think about how we’re sisters, and how you can’t do anything about that. Happy birthday, sis. Thanks for putting up with me.

A huge thank you for being my bodyguard, best friend, and secret keeper. I don’t know what I’d do without you!

You are more than a sister and more than a friend. You’re a hot chick with some spice and sass and a side of crazy- at least that’s how I would describe you if I was going to order you from a drive-thru. Just kidding! Happy birthday, sis.

I wonder sometimes just how you endure my jokes, and pranks, and charades. Then it hits me: I put up with all of yours too so I guess we’ve figured this whole thing out. Here’s to many more years of fun and jokes together.

If there was a way to bottle up everything great about our friendship and sisterhood I’m pretty sure we could sell it and be millionaires. That’s how awesome we both are together.

If life gave us lemons and we made lemonade it would be pink lemonade because we are so funky and awesome. Cheers to our bond, friendship and sisterhood. May we share many more years together and may you have many more happy birthdays. You deserve it!

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Ever since you were born it’s been my way, my rules, and my time: because I’m the big sister. But since it is your birthday enjoy these 24 hours of your way, your rules, and your time. They won’t last forever so spend them wisely.

Happy Birthday to someone totally awesome, gorgeous, funny, and sort of reminds me of myself! You are a fabulous sister and you know you owe it all to me!

Thank you for all those pillow fights and late night chats! It’s so great to have someone else that is the product of our crazy upbringing! Happy Birthday to one very special girl who I am honored to call my sister and best friend!

I hear you are kind of a big deal now. Well, you’re still my baby sister and I still have your back. I saw that birthday fairy headed your way, so I hit her on the head with a broom and knocked her butt out! Happy Birthday, Sister!

Sister, at times you could be the thorn in my side, the worm in my apple, and the pimple on my chin…but through thick and thin you will always be my sister! Happy Birthday to someone silly, spontaneous, beautiful, and witty! I love you to the moon and back!

“Beautiful”, “intelligent”, “caring”, and “outgoing” are all words to describe you! But, hey, “funny” wasn’t the first word I put on that list, right? Happy Birthday, funny sis!

Another year older? Well, I could think of worse things to be… like dead! Happy Birthday to my beautiful sister who knows how to push all of my buttons but whom I love dearly!

Happy Birthday, Sister! You are my only sister and my favorite sister! But if you weren’t my only sister, I’d surely have more options! ????

Happy Birthday to you! Happy Birthday to you! You look like a monkey and you belong in a zoo! There ya go, little sister. I hope your birthday is absolutely bananas!

Congratulations, big sister! You’ve had me as a sibling for how many years now?! I’ve lost count…

To the sibling I am least embarrassed to be related to! Or am I? Happy Birthday to the coolest sister anyone could ever ask for!

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I hope your birthday is as fun and fabulous as you are, my dearest sister! You know, what? Make it “more fun and fabulous”, just to make sure!

I have no nicer friend than you and no better friend than a sister! People say this might be because I have no friends! Happy Birthday, my sweet sister!

Happy Birthday to the world’s greatest sister! I’m so blessed I thought I might give an award, but I hope you have an amazing day anyway!

Happy Birthday! Happy Birthday! We wish you the very best birthday full of laughter, love, and plenty of old wisecracks!

I guess you’re probably expecting a joke about your old age or something along those lines, but… nah… I won’t say anything about that strand of gray hair I see above your right ear! Happy Birthday to my oldest sister!

Happy Birthday, Sister! Congratulations on having survived another year with me as your sister! May this year be your best year yet!

Wishing you the very best on your special day. We’ll see about tomorrow! Hugs and kisses, dearest sister!

I can’t believe that someone so annoying and immature grew up to be someone I love dearly and consider one of my best friends! Happy Birthday to my wonderful, beautiful, and intelligent sister!

Dearest sister, please stop being younger than me every year! It just isn’t fair! Best wishes to you on your special day. May your beauty and humor never fade!

Best wishes to you on your big day! I hope you overindulge in cake, laugh until you’re rolling on the floor, and blow out all the candles a bit drunk! Facebook is waiting!

Happy Birthday, my sister. You and I may not have always been the greatest of friends but we will always, and forever be, sisters. And that’s a starting point for a friendship, isn’t it?

Cheers! Happy Birthday to the most fabulously-looking, fashionable, attractive young woman in town! I’m saving the honest appraisal of your inner virtues for next year… May you have the best of birthdays, Sister!

To the coolest sister in the world, I hope your birthday is off-the-hook! You deserve to have the most awesome, hoppin’ birthday ever!

You will never turn this age again—EVER! So, enjoy and soak in every second of it. Think of all the incredible accomplishments and strides you’ve made this past year. You’ve come such a long way! Be proud and start this new year, new chapter, off with a bang! Cheers to you my sweet sister! I hope this birthday is as amazing as you are!

I know who you are. I know where you live. I want you to know that I don’t have money but what I do have are a particular set of skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. I will find you… and wish you a very happy birthday, sister!

God made us sisters, but a shared love of wine and Game of Thrones has made us the best of friends. Happy Birthday to you my awesome sister!

If you were chosen to represent our district in the Hunger Games I would definitely not take your place, but I would send you those little packages full of surprises! Happy Birthday to you, Sister!

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I think God knew we were two-of-a-kind and that’s why he made us sisters! I love how we can finish each other’s sentences and have inside jokes. You’re amazing and I hope you have a very… Guess what was I going to say? Yeah, that thing, you see?

Happy Birthday to one old fart from another! We’re so blessed to be able to grow old and senile together. Who knows—we might even get to be roommates in the old age home?! How crazy would that be! You’re the best sister anyone could ever ask for!

You are one-in-a-million! I hope you have a great birthday with all the people you love, and me, someone who is also one-in-a-million. Happy Birthday to you, my favorite sister! Together we bend the statistics!

Happy 16th birthday. May God help you forget about your problems in life like you forgot the things you learned for your exams.

Sending a sweet happy birthday from a sweet brother/sister to a sweet sister who is celebrating her sweet sixteen on such a sweet day. May sweet things constantly surround your life, my sweet sister.

Happy birthday. I’m sorry once again for not accompanying this with a gift.

Wishing you a fabulous 16th birthday. Please don’t get pregnant, for I’m too young to become an uncle/aunt.

Happy 16th, dear sister. May your weekends be long and your weekdays short. May you never annoy Mom to the point where she thinks of eating you up. Happy birthday.

Happy sweet sixteen, dear sister. Today makes you approximately 192 months old. My prayer for you on this day is that you never experience teen pregnancy because I don’t think Mom and Dad would be too pleased to become grandparents. Happy birthday.

Happy 16th birthday. Today, I want to congratulate you for two things. The first is for turning 16 and the second is for not becoming a teenage mother. Enjoy your day.

Happy birthday, sweet sister. Enjoy every second of being 16, and please while you are at it, try not to become a teen pregnancy statistic. Have a great day!

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May your holidays be long and your work days be short. Enjoy every moment of being 20.

May your holidays be long and your work days be short. Enjoy every moment of being 20.

As you celebrate your 20th birthday, I just want to congratulate you on successful beating teen pregnancy!

May you never be called ugly in your life. And if you ever encounter the misfortune to be called ugly, may God give you the strength to come up with the legendary comeback “I’m not a mirror”. Happy birthday.

They say all you need in this life is love, and for that reason all I am sending you for your Big Day is my love, instead of some fancy present. I’m I not the best brother/sister in the whole wide world?! Happy 20th, dear sister.

What an interesting age you have gotten to. You are no longer a teenager, and yet you aren’t old enough to enjoy a good drink. Happy 20th birthday.

Hi Hip Hooray! My wonderful sister is finally in her twenties! Even if you haven’t achieved anything in life, you should be proud that you successfully avoided becoming a teenage mom. That’s some substantial achievement. Now, let the party begin!

oday is your special day. So you shall sit back, relax and have some beer. Oh wait, you still haven’t reached the age where you can enjoy a drink. Happy 20th

On your 30th birthday celebration, I pray that God will give you a big bank account and a very slim body. Happy birthday.

Dear sister, I was trying to send you something wonderful on your birthday through the post, but I couldn’t fit into the mailbox. Happy 30th!

Dear sister, I want to congratulate you on another year of still being alive. Happy 30th.

Today is your birthday, dear sister. It’s rather unfortunate you are not Jesus Christ. Had you been Jesus, today would have been Christmas Day. But happy birthday all the same.

Don’t worry about turning 30 today. In the world of Scrabble, 30 is only just 12. Happy birthday.

No, you are not 40! What you really are is a 20-year-old with 20 years of experience. Happy birthday.

I can’t believe you are 40! I strongly ask for a recount! There must be some mistake somewhere! Happy birthday all the same.

So you finally hit 40, dear sister. Hmm… I’d be forever grateful to you for turning 40 before me. Happy birthday.

Happy 40th. I was about calling the fire department in panic until I realized it was just your 40th birthday cake. Happy birthday.

Happy 40th birthday. Everything about your Big Day today is perfect. The only problem is that your cake isn’t large enough to accommodate all your candles.

Lucky you, sister. Since you are not a banana, you get better and better the older you become. Happy 40th birthday.

My dear sister, don’t mind all those losers who insist on calling you old. You’re not old, you’re just vintage. Happy 40th birthday, my beloved vintage sister.

As you mourn the death of your 30s, dear sister, my one advice for you today is to have the courage not get down because at your age if you get down, you just might find it difficult getting up. Happy birthday.

Dear sis, congratulations on turning 20 for the second time! Keep on rocking!


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